So, first, LinkedIn sent me this email:
Do Tell, ridiculous social network I have out of necessity.
Top news, LinkedIn: reading this article would be on that list. (If any of the articles on LinkedIn are teaching you anything new I hope I don’t work with you.)
Then, while hiding some inflammatory political post, Facebook offers up this:
You know the only people clicking this are people who can't follow social cues.
It’s like Facebook wants you to fight with your racist grandmother.
And then, I may have tried to send a friend an email with the words “cunt punt” in the body. I maaaaay have sent it to her work email. And her work email may have cock blocked my email and sent me this back.
Sweet fancy Moses, big brother is watching.
(In my defense, I was quoting something.) (I have no regrets.)